Work Stories I

I'm in back off the store, minding my own business, washing the dishes when the other David walks over and looks at me for a moment. I can tell he wants to ask a question. He stands there for another moment and then says, "Have you ever wanted to try human?"

I stop washing the dishes and look at him, confused by the question.

He sees my confusion and adds, "To eat."
"Yes, yes I got that."
"Well?"
"No..."
"Huh... so you want to come over after work?"
"Hmm, I'm going to have to go with, no."
"Oh well," he says and walks off.